FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Chuck Palahniuk, Monica Drake, and Yours Truly: The Mayhem Continues
I'm excited to announce that we will be doing another Bedtime Stories for Grown-Ups event! Join Chuck Palahniuk, Monica Drake and me in Bellingham, Washington, on April 24th, for an evening of drinking, inappropriate storytelling, and general anarchy. Tickets go on-sale April 6 at 10a.m. (Admission includes a signed hardcover of Monica Drake's brilliant new novel, The Stud Book). This event will sell out. And it will be epic. Also, we have all kind of awesome gifts for you. As usual, sleepwear is required. This is not for kids. They get enough bedtime stories. And they can't hold their liquor.
Click on the link for more info:
http://www.villagebooks.com/village-books-bedtime-stories-grownups-04/24/13
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