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FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

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Coming to a city near-ish you

Submitted by Chelsea on October 5, 2013 - 7:15am

I'm touring with Chuck Palahniuk and Monica Drake this week. These events will be EPIC. We'll be in Tulsa, Houston, New Orleans, Baltimore, Milwaukee and Nashville. (And Chuck is in Kansas, solo, on Monday.) The venues will sell out, so if you think you might want to come, get tickets soon. (Nashville isn't ticketed, so get there early.) Check the events page on this site for more info. And don't forget to wear your PJs, and bring a stuffed animal and a flashlight. We've got a whole PJ-party-burlesque-book-rave vibe going on. Like I said, EPIC.

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