FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.

FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.

FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.

FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.

FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.

FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo

Top ∧

THE NIGHT SEASON comes out this Tuesday!

Submitted by Chelsea on February 25, 2011 - 10:15am

The Night Season

You can pre-order the new book in real life at a real bookstore, or online in a virtual one, RIGHT NOW. Isn't that exciting? You know what else is exciting? I finally have buy buttons up for the new book in the "store" section of this website.

Chelsea's blog
Login to post comments

THE NIGHT SEASON comes out this Tuesday!

Recent Posts

Tags

Archive

Buy my Books