FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
Suicide Birds, Clowns, and Straw Cowboy Hats
Just back from a road trip to Arizona where I got to open for the fabulous Ian Rankin at The Poisoned Pen bookstore in Scottsdale. Have you been to this store? If you love mysteries and thrillers, you must go to this store. It is amazing. We also saw a spring training game, bought straw cowboy hats, picked an orange off a tree, and survived the deadly Nevada suicide birds, which line the snowy highway up north and then flock toward the car in great numbers and at high speeds. Now we are home. Did I mention I took my six-year-old daughter, husband and two dogs on this trip? Also, if you happen to be passing through Tonopah, Nevada, I recommend staying at The Clown Motel. It has creepy clown paintings in all the rooms and an old creepy cemetery nextdoor. Swoon. Tomorrow I leave for New York. This time without the daughter, husband and dogs. I'll be signing stock at Mysterious Bookshop, so if you live in the area stop by anytime after March 30th, and you can pick up a signed edition of my new book The Night Season. Is there a Clown Motel in Manhattan? Perhaps I can look into opening a franchise.
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