FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
Where can I buy KICK BACK?
That is a frequently asked question (FAQ) here at Chelsea Cain, Inc. And here's the sad truth. You can't buy it anywhere. That's confusing, isn't it? Because you can find it online, along with a lovely picture of the book jacket. Here's the thing. Simon and Schuster published ONE KICK. Then, about the time I was supposed to turn in KICK BACK (and after S&S had posted the cover of KICK BACK and started taking pre-orders), my editor left S&S to go to Putnam. And I went with her. These things happen. But lo the Internet. It is, ironically, slow to catch up. S&S will not be publishing KICK BACK. Ever. The book jacket - which is fantastic, by the way, right? - that will never be a thing in the world. I hope - fingers crossed! - that Putnam will publish KICK BACK one day. And my next Archie/Gretchen book! (YES, I want to write one.) But neither will be the NEXT book. Putnam wants their own series. Which is fair. And it's going to be great! I have a terrific idea, and I am hard at work on it. If you love Archie, Gretchen, and/or Kick, you will like the new thing. Thank you for your patience. I am so sorry for all the confusion. I'm especially sorry for not clearing it up sooner. Weirdly, moving from one global corporation to another has been a bit of a legal headache. And while I am not techincally cleared to talk about any of this yet, I also feel like you're all owed an explanation. Have I mentioned how nice you look? REALLY nice.
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