FACT: Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
FACT: 99% of all "mazes" can be solved if you walk to the right every time you have to choose between left and right.
FACT: Since 2001, 987 children have been killed while buying ice cream.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
FACT: Total asphyxiations attributed to rice cake eating since 1965: 1,601.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: In 2003, 24 people died from inhaling popcorn fumes.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
FACT: Deaths attributed to “loud sounds” since 1970: 34,831.
- FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
FACT: One of the largest carriers of hepatitis B is dinner mints.
FACT: Poets have a life span fifteen years below average.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
FACT: Three people die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.
FACT: Halogen floor lamps caused approximately 270 fires and 19 deaths per year.
– FINAL EXITS by Michael Largo
Come to Your Senses Writing Retreat in France
Each retreat is all-inclusive and can accommodate up to 12 attendees. Registration is first come, first served, and we tend to fill up quickly. The retreat includes:
- Six nights’ accommodation at a charming, artsy, historic hotel in Collioure, close to shops, cafés, and the sea
- Two meals a day + hearty snacks
- Five morning writing workshops + plenty of tips, laughs, and inspiration
- Afternoon sensory adventures with Karen + guests
- Evening apéro + dinner chez moi
- Evening craft talks by visiting writers
- Optional one on one consultation with Karen
- An authentic experience a small village in the deep south of France + a chance to make new writer friends, and elevate your writing.
The only item on your To Do List is getting yourself to Perpignan; then you will surrender to a week devoted to getting back in touch with yourself, your body, the natural world, and your writing.
Register here:
https://www.karenkarbo.com/workshops-retreats
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