I was not going to watch the Eric Dane “sex tape.” I really wasn’t. I made it an hour and a half. Then I googled it. A moment later I was watching it on gawker. That’s the kind of thing you can count on gawker for – posting celebrity sex tapes. For those of you who aren’t refreshing TMZ every five minutes (and you are fantastic), I am talking about a tape featuring Eric Dane of Grey’s Anatomy, his wife Rebecca Gayheart, and a former Miss Teen USA named Kari Ann Peniche, in a naked, addled haze. There’s no actual sex. And they are all claiming that they were, you know, just hanging out, like people do sometimes, naked, with friends. I don’t hang out naked with my friends. But if I spent as much time dieting and working out as these people clearly do, I might.
